X: you came back.
O: i tried not to. i went on dates. i had a lot of great, first dates with guys who were planning to stay guys. but, you know, you have a great date and you want to go and tell your best friend about it. and my best friend is him. her. and then you have a few bad dates, and… she’s my best friend. she knows me. she loves me. she’s my boyfriend. at the end of the day. it’s her. even when she hurts me. even when i hate her.
X: she’s who you want to talk to.
“is that a good thing?”
“…if you’re a casual homeuser… then yeah!"